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Tenacious D - Explosivo Tenacious D - Explosivo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Honestly, It's that good...

Dude, improve the graphics on this and you will have a hit. The first 20-25 secs is very good. Yeh, just improve those graphics, get the animation synced perfectly and it will be amazing.

xxSHIFTxx responds:

Graphics.... ouch, my true weakness !


Raiders of the Trash Raiders of the Trash

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha I loved it...

... That was really a funny movie. Definatly deserves its place in the top 50. Graphics and sound were fantastic. Great effort!

Andy's Life Animations Andy's Life Animations

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Lol it's great.....

Channel 4 bit made me laugh alot. Sounded exactly like the real person. ''88 rakes bake a cake in a lake'' :P

Clock Day 06 Shorts Clock Day 06 Shorts

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Love the way you rymed with burritos hehheh. 'What the hell are you doing in my house'. Liked it alot

Reyals responds:

Why does everyone like that joke?

I can't seem to find it funny.

But hey, w/e.

kill clocks kill clocks

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Your a hypocrite....

Your complaining on how people vote 5 for 'shitty submissions' yet your submission is quite simply dreadful and you expect people to vote 5 because they 'hate clocks'. You idiot .


The Story of Clock Day The Story of Clock Day

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Thought it was a very good adaptation of the story itself. Presentation in the style of the book worked very well and narration was top notch. Excellent work.

Superman Vs. Batman Ep.1 Superman Vs. Batman Ep.1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

I really wouldn't make anymore man...

Not only is it boring, there is really no originaltiy in this Flash. As for sound, messing with Windows Sound Recording by speeding EVERYTHING up is not funny or entertaining. Besides, you need subtitles to understand the majority of what they say. Recreate character models, work on your animation & use proper voice acting in future submissions.

Lord of the Clocks pt. 1b Lord of the Clocks pt. 1b

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

WOW that's brilliant..

Top class animation, sound was excellent, and a few funny moments in there as well. Thought it was a brilliant 1st part.

Dr.Seuss From da hooD! Dr.Seuss From da hooD!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Cat in the backwards hat :P

The Gayest Showdown The Gayest Showdown

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Why are people so serious?....

Whats so funny is about a 3rd of the way in you cannot understand what he says except a few occasional words. You obviously thought 'I don't like that movie so I'm going to take the piss for a laugh' and a few hours later came out with this. People take offece to easily these days :S......

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Here are the actual lryics to the gayest showdown and i hope this helps.

Godzilla stomps all over neo Tokyo while a couple kids masterbate to naruto.

This is the gayest showdown that newgrounds ever seen.

Good guys, Bad guys and fruit hats as far as i can see.

There are a buncha guys in stupid costumes. Beating the shit out of each other as far as i can see.

Than I'm gonna work in. Work in some power rangers. Because your gonna vote five cause you love power rangers.

And than there's batman and...... he's doing stuff.

Than from the heavens came. a guy named chuck norris.

He than puts his thumb up his ass.

Well fuck that and fuck chuck norris.

I'am done.